girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

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cartoongoblin:

apatheticwitch:

illogical-bullshit:

lastseasonsloser:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

YES SO GOOD!!!!!

And she will be a completely different woman, but that’s alright.

Most folks with this guy’s mindset will go far in life. 


I’m still proud of the fact that a couple of years ago, I tweeted to Sarah Michelle Gellar and asked if Stern had paid up on his bet. To my great surprise, she actually replied and said he hadn’t and he owed them money. 😂😂

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i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

hraewordsmith:

i-am-a-fish:

assbutt-still-in-hell:

i-am-a-fish:

krab-kid:

i-am-a-fish:

strawberry-girl-main:

i-am-a-fish:

supernational:

i-am-a-fish:

your-deku:

teamleadertrash01:

i-am-a-fish:

idkiguessiamatable:

honey-dew-baby:

i-am-a-fish:

somethingclicheandaesthetic:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

the-gay-1:

i-am-a-fish:

toomuchdickfort:

i-am-a-fish:

happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad

Oh boy should we tel them?

tell me whab? (:

THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………

i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D

anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!

good morning!! happy tuesday!

Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.

oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???

It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!

t.. thurs… wha?

IT’S TUESDAY FISH

QUIT LYING TO THEM.. THEY MUST KNOW THE TRUTH.

tues….day? .right??

Of course!!!!

TUESDAY!! :’D !!!!

Yes fish!!! Tuesday!!!!

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oh that’s so great to hear i can rest easy now!!goodnight see you all tomorrow! ♥️♥️

hey fish,,,,, it won’t be tuesday forever

uhh, good morning to you too i guess ): ,

and of course it can’t be tuesday forever that would be ridiculous! it’s just that TODAY is tuesday. Happy tuesday!!!!!

Hey fish what other days are there?

to be honest i don’t really know yet! anyway it was a very lovely tuesday i’ll see yall tomorrow!!!!

can’t wait!!!! if you’re seeing this in the morning, happy tuesday fish!!

i AM seeing it in the morning, on tuesday morning!! happy tuesday!!! today has felt really long but i love tuesday so its very good

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i appreciate your concern but i don’t really have any issue with this. anyway see you tomorrow!!

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